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It's a good idea... But the game doesn't progress past the first level... Can't review a game I can't play.

When I light up all the tiles, the game just freezes and I can't click anything. There's no next level marker or anything. I can't drag the icon anymore and nothing else can be done.

I gave it 5 stars because I know this has to be a problem on my end if this is on the front page and I'm pretty sure others would have mentioned this if it were happening to them. But it does look like a great game and feels like a great way to get the brain going... So all I need to do is figure out what the hell is going on with why I can't seem to get this game to work right.

eliolanda responds:

That's strange. Try playing game from Level Select screen or try using different browser, that might help.

It's hard to enjoy a game this choppy. The controls are purely awful and the game lags quite badly for being such a simple game. Plus... There's supposed to be music I assume by how you put credits in your notes, but there's no music. It's just deafening silence. The game gets bland far too quickly.

Niborious7 responds:

It works fine for me on chrome.
What web browser are you using?

A tutorial would REALLY help. This game suffers from making the gamer feel lost from the beginning. And I'm pretty sure there's got to be a function that I missed or something.

FOR GODS SAKE THE HORSE IS DEAD.

Terrible controls make this game completely unplayable. you'd think with all the time you had to make this that it would be good. It looks good, but the controls are just sloppy.

Lambtaco responds:

In the future, when complaining about controls, could you please explain in detail? I know it's hard through text, but "sloppy" isn't enough to go on. The controls are precise as hell for me, and a ton of other people found he game playable.

Was it control lag? That's a known issue with Flash, and I think AS2 in particular. If you kept running for a second after releasing a key, you can turn down the quality, and turn off the backgrounds from the pause menu. That usually eliminates enough lag to fix the issue.

I hate to be an ass, but this game was not up to par with your usual games. Either stick to your normal format or let the horse die. Sorry, but this game was terrible. The game takes forever, and in true fashion to your previous games, 90% of it is based on luck. There were some health upgrades that actually DECREASED overall health. Also, i hit some kind of bug where all my zombie friends will just vanish for no reason. AT ALL. I know things that kill them, but these zombies will just disappear for no reason. THe game is tediously long compared to your other games and that's something I never liked about these games was how agonizingly long they are. I know you want the player to play for a long time.

Sorry, but even though I like this game, i gotta give it a low score. It's just not up to par with your usual work.

WHAT IS WITH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE AND YOUR IMPOSSIBLE GAMES?

Gotta say, that game lagged SUPER HARD. And don't even try to tell me its my computer because its not. I close out of EVERYTHING and it STILL nearly killed my harddrive to play it. I have NEVER had this much trouble with a flash game on my computer. Especially after i closed out of everything.

Other than that, game got bland as fuck after the first 10 levels. It was just the same level over and over again with slight differences in each level. Lag pretty much made the game unplayable at later levels. It was boring, lagged to hell, and the impossibility got old fast. Of course, I understand it was supposed to be hard, but still... I don't understand why people love impossible games so goddamn much.

not too bad. The controls suck though. I don't understand why you couldn't just have the mouse button attack. There was no need to move the mouse. It really messes up the entire game. The defense is glitched too. Sometimes it pulls up multiple spots to go to and you can't possibly move fast enough. This game DEFINITELY needs fixing.

Welp. It's got a few gamebreaking flaws.

1. When you have someone looking for 35 different things over the course of 5 or 6 screens, MAKE THEM EASIER TO FIND. Most require lucky clicking or putting your face to the screen to find it. I gave myself a headache. Make them stand out slightly more so that people can find them that don't know the game. It would help to have a hint button for people that need the help where it shows you what letters are still on the screen you're on. Even then it would have been easier to find the letters.

2. The yellow box is broken completely. I got all the numbers and tried to open. It flashes red like I got it right, and I know I did because it's the same number hatsune miku says, but it won't open. I tried hitting just about every button but it doesn't help. The number is either wrong, or the box is broken. That wasn't the only one. I tried the white one and it wouldn't let me claim my prize until I got all the letters. I got the letters and tried it again and it worked, but with the door, i was able to put in what it was even though I didn't have all the letters at that point.

3. There's a sound option but no music? That needs fixing.

4. Some things were confusing, but I think that may have been me not thinking critically enough. The safe with the math problems gave me a migraine trying to figure out your formula. I felt stupid once I figured it out though.

I can't believe I wasted 2 hours on this. Although I will give you brownie points for the artwork. I found myself staring at the artwork more than anything. But this game REALLY needs fixing.

needs a lot of work. A LOT. The handdrawn stuff needs to go. I don't understand why you couldn't use backgrounds from the sonic games. The plot is kinda dumb. Tails is gonna kill sonic because he stepped on his toe... Come on. Anyway, it doesn't look good as is. The character sprites are too small and the control is FAR too choppy. I can't even pass link's level because the controls are just too touchy.

I am a nerd. Nothing else needs to be said...

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